in D
a cappella
to the tune of Janice's Mercedese Benz
Oh DLord, won't you Dbuy me a Gbrand new i-DPad?
My Dold one's ob-Dsolete, and Dthat makes me Asad.
The Dkids down the Dcafe will Dall think I'm Grad.
So, oh DLord, wont you Dbuy me a Gbrand new i-DPad?
Oh DLord, wont you Dbuty me a Gflat screen TDV?
My streaming is so lame, it's embarassing.
I'll wait for delivery, each day until three,
So, Lord wont you buy me an OLED TV?
Oh DLord, wont you Dbuy me my Gown private Djet?
I'm Dseeking Nir-Dvana, but I Daint found it Ayet.
DSearching is Dso hard, but you'll Dhelp me I Gbet.
So, oh DLord, wont you Dbuy me my Gown private Djet?
Oh DLord, wont you Dbuy me a Gnight on the Dtown?
There's an Dopen mic Dtonight, at the DFireside ALounge.
DProve that you Dlove me, and Dby the next Ground,
Oh DLord, wont you Dbuy me a Gnight on the Dtown?